Sunni "The Champ"

Last night was Martins house warming party. It has been a while since I really let myself go at a party. Fortunately, upon arriving at Martins new house I was handed a bottle of Tanqeray Gin and a bottle of cocktail onions. At this moment I knew madness was in my near future. I have what some people might call a "problem with gin." After a couple hours the gin was almost gone and I was shamelessly singing the lyrics to Weezer in the kitchen. I was completely blitzed, drunk beyond any form of sanity. This would have been fine if it wasn't for the drunk chick. This drunk chick was outside with my girlfriend Sunni, puking and crying. Sunni was outside with this girl because she was trying to help. Drunk girl stands up and decides it is a good idea to puke in the back of someones truck. When Sunni tries to stop her this drunk girl goes apeshit and ends up kicking Sunni in the face. Seconds later a crowd of people run into the kitchen where I am in the middle of a one man dance party, and tell me the news. Being belligerent I charged out of the house and cursed this girl out. Apparently I was so angry and drunk that my fellow party goers were afraid that I was going to hit this girl. I'll curse a girl out, but I wouldn't have actually hit her. That's crazy talk. So while I am being pushed back by a few people I see a blur of black hair streak by me. Sure enough Sunni is trying to kill the drunk girl. So there we are, my woman and I, In the front yard of someones house, both being restrained by worried friends, cursing out a drunk 20 year old until we were ushered away from the party to avoid being arrested (Thank you Nate). I was happy to find out that the drunk girl ended up passing out on Marty's couch and pissing herself sometime in the night. So I guess that makes me feel better. So to all our friends who think Sunni and Dave are to old to party, I beg to differ. My woman and me, we kick it old school. Oh yeah.

Great party, Great friends, and a shit load of free booze. Of course it got wild.